I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it First of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that i get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the apartment building.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Mallory Lynn

P.S. Read this *points down*


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I so hope you read the whole thing
Lol. I didn't get tagged, I just stole it
And I'm not tagging anyone else. I just thought it was fun.
I also didn't write it to the last person who left a comment, I wrote it to the last person I had a comment conversation with

I'm bored.
So I thought.
Why not make a new journal?
Haha, good idea, right?
Yup Yup
I'm trying to watch more Youtube Videos than a friend
So, if you have any suggestions,
please, leave a comment with the link


Hehe. I'm glad my mood is stuck on amused.
It amuses me...hahahaha
Anyway.....

I want to take more pictures...but I don't know what to take pictures of. So it's kinda a problem.

Dunno what else to say.
Except I miss talking to everyone, lol.
That's all for now.

Tagged by

Rules:
1 Post these rules.
2 Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3 At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4 Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5 No tag-backs.

Let's see...8 things:
1. I slept from 8am til 4pm. Then, from 8pm to 4:30 am. Now I'm awake. Yup. 16 and a half hours.
2. I'm still tired.
3. I had an amazing time at the Relay for life
4. Simon, Kyle and I should never be left unsupervised with Coke and Sun screen (I'm pretty sure there is so much sun screen soaked into my face that I won't get burnt for a year)
5. I can hug without tickling, it's just more fun if there is tickling involved.
6. I still smell good (This one is for Kyle and Simon, cuz I think they'll know what I'm talking about ) But, I need to have a shower.
7. I'm getting happier.
8. I'm addicted to warmed double chocolate chunk cookies from Starbucks. So addicted that I know how many cookies I've had, and a story from when I ate each one.

I tag.....







andddddd

Hey

So. I havn't done anything interesting on here lately have I? Nope, I havn't. So, I decided to make a new journal entry, and then I'm probably going to see if I have any pictures I can upload/edit and upload. I'm watching annual this weekend for cadets though, so I might get some pictures from it. My left hand shift button is being a jerk. It keeps not working and makes me frustrated. Oh well. Ummm...yes, I guess I'll get to the picture hunting now....

So.... did this, and said it looked fun. So I thought I'd try it

1. The age you will be on your next birthday
by
YAY! I'm gonna be 19
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2. A place you'd like to travel
by
Australia
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3. Your favorite place
...In his arms. (I know, I know.) by Me
by Mill Pond
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4. Your favorite object
by Haha
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5. Favorite food
by Strawberries are amazing
by And I can't live without McDonalds
Also, I couldn't find a good picture of roast beef
and I forgot mashed potatoes until now...
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6. Your favorite animal
by
I Cougars
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7. Your favorite color
by
Sunset Orange
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8. The town/state/etc in which you live
by

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9. Name of past pet
by
Hehe, I looked for Morris, and for Harley. But then...Birdy just worked
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10. A dream come true
by
It would be a dream come true if everyone accepted people no matter what their sexuality was, and there was no hateful words towards them.
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11. Your nickname/screenname
by
Hehe...Cheeseball, Cheesepuff...Close enough
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12. Middle name
by
Lynn. Holy Wow...A lot of Nude pictures show up when you search Lynn
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13. Favorite Smell
by
(Hehe, it's not the tap, it's what's beside it...also...the person who took the picture )
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14. Bad habit of yours
by
Nail Biting
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15. Your first job
by
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16. Favourite Movie (at the moment)
LOL! by
Okay. Movie = Good Morning Vietnam.
I typed that into the search art thing...and found this.
And it made my day. Haha, that's me
Anyway...
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17. What are you doing right now?
: by
haha, chatting on msn
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18. Whats The Weather Like?
by
dark and snowy
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19. Favourite Sport
by :
It is a sport
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20. Favourite Music/Style/Band
by
by
Haha, I like Lonestar.
And Country music
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YAY! That was fun